They lied about chocolate

They said it makes you smile!

Yet, how it steals that smile (it takes a while)

They just forgot to add…

They lied about whole-grains

They said they taste like crap!

Yet, that they give you more strength

They just forgot to add…

They lied about life

They said it ends on Earth,

They have convinced the world

One dies and lives for SELF…

They lied about a lot of things

They spread so many lies…

If they could lie ’bout whole-grains

Of course, they’d lie about God!